Ope. Dontcha know that Midwesterner's are the best? We can have all the seasons within 24 hours, we're polite beyond all reason, and we're not afraid to pile our entire family in the station wagon with our puppy chow to head out for a 14 hour car ride for "vacation."
Really though, it's a bit of heaven on Earth. We have rolling hills, acres of crops, herds of livestock, and close-knit family.